If you are committing Christian
1. If you are committing Christian,
Do, like me, the right creation!
You'll differ the night from day.
2. You find ears on your face,
Nose - for getting smells and tastes,
You remind - you need both eyes
To escape all Muslim crimes.
3. Promise me - I promise you
Safety place where there are queues.
Charming Faust, he is Toeffl,
Bring all us to Mephistophel.
4. If you are committing Christian
Please, forget all your religions!
Science comes to us again -
We will see: peace made us gay.
January, 29, 2007, Almaty